Full story – http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1254881/Cigarettes-killed-Message-smoker-funeral-hearse.html

Albert Whittamore died from smoking, and now must be applauded for trying to get the message across and also answering the question that everyone asks when they see a hearse “I wonder what happened”

This trend could continue, and then you can imagine ‘one upmanship’ entering the equation – I will be amending my will to include instructions for “died spying for country while jumping across rooftops” to be on the sign in my hearse – I’m not taking my final journey with everyone knowing that I died playing a quick game of patience.

This fits with my oldest sons birth certificate, where I convinced the lady at the registry office that I was a ‘special agent’. Should keep geneologists guessing in years to come.

I am also now amending my divorce story from ‘we gradually drifted apart’ to “she caught me in bed with two women”…